2019/12/31

戰廢票

戰廢票

戰廢票的英癡不是笨蛋就是混蛋:
  1. 假設相信民調正確:英大幅領先
    按照自己的意願投廢票,將不會改變選情。這種英癡戰廢票,除了可能讓決定投廢票的人因賭爛而改投韓外,成事不足,敗事有餘,是自認站在道德高處的笨蛋加混蛋。
  2. 假設不相信民調:認爲民調作假
    那就是詐騙集團的共犯,是混蛋加三級。

底線:
投廢票是民主機制裏表現不滿候選人的方式,是選民的自由意志的展現。
強迫推銷芒果乾,就可能是笨蛋,肯定是混蛋。

個人建議賭爛文者投廢票,別投瑜

2019/12/25

一個半博士

一個半博士

一篇論文如何值得一個半博士學位?
因爲其實是三(3)篇論文,都只有寫一半(0.5):

3 x 0.5 = 1.5

所以其實是三篇寫了一半的論文,加起來值得一個半博士學位。

#一個扮博士

2019/12/17

芝蘭魔界

芝蘭魔界

《入間同學入魔了》第77回

-- Source Credit

小悅悅:


廣州地鐵:


溫州高鐵:


美國狗:


延伸閱讀:

2019/12/04

Honda Lead

Honda Lead



Oxford Dictionary:

lead2


NOUN

  • 1
    (also Pb)
    mass noun A soft, heavy, ductile bluish-grey metal, the chemical element of atomic number 82. It has been used in roofing, plumbing, ammunition, storage batteries, radiation shields, etc., and its compounds have been used in crystal glass, as an anti-knock agent in petrol, and (formerly) in paints.

    1. 1.1Used figuratively as a symbol of something heavy.
      ‘Joe's feet felt like lumps of lead’
  • 2An item or implement made of lead.

    1. 2.1leadsBritish Sheets or strips of lead covering a roof.
      ‘The ladder was over-short, and it required an effort to heave oneself from it through the casement on to the leads.’
      ‘The church was restored by the late Godfrey Allen, who renewed the leads of the roof.’

2019/12/02

原創白爛改歌詞:Stupid Woman

原創白爛改歌詞:Stupid Woman

Kuso: 石月 エ一ロ

調寄:Oh, Pretty Woman


Stupid woman, walkin' down the street
Stupid woman the one I almost hit
Stupid woman I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as fake as you, mercy
Stupid woman won't you pardon Binn (台語:扁)
Stupid woman I couldn't help but see
Stupid woman that you look ugly as can be
You are a phony just like Xi
Stupid woman stop awhile
Stupid woman talk awhile
Stupid woman show your dissertation
Stupid woman yeah, yeah, yeah
Stupid woman don't look my way
Stupid woman say you'll stay away
'Cause I hate you, I'll serve you right
Go away, bitch, to hell, tonight
Stupid woman do walk on by

Stupid woman you've made me cry
Stupid woman do walk away, hey, OK
If that's the way it must be, OK
I guess I'll go on home, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do I see?
Is she walkin' back to me?
No! She's walkin' back to me
Oh, oh, stupid woman.


跪求大神唱出來。
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