Rating: Pilgrimage
評等：朝聖
Better and cheaper than in Kaohsiung.
比打狗鳳山中華街夜市的還澎湃，但打狗的已經漲到一個三十了，這裡還是25元。誤打誤撞碰上的。本來就愛吃蚵嗲，看到有排隊跟抗棒上被採訪的簽名，就中獎了。
Tel: +886-6-225-1006
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2011/12/27
Chun Oyster Donut/春蚵嗲
Labels/標簽:
Gluttony/耗菇,
Original/原創,
Pilgrimage/朝聖
Chun Oyster Donut/春蚵嗲
Rating: Pilgrimage
評等：朝聖
Better and cheaper than in Kaohsiung.
比打狗鳳山中華街夜市的還澎湃，但打狗的已經漲到一個三十了，這裡還是25元。誤打誤撞碰上的。本來就愛吃蚵嗲，看到有排隊跟抗棒上被採訪的簽名，就中獎了。
地址：700臺南市國華街三段169號
Tel: +886-6-225-1006
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Rating: Pilgrimage
評等：朝聖
Better and cheaper than in Kaohsiung.
比打狗鳳山中華街夜市的還澎湃，但打狗的已經漲到一個三十了，這裡還是25元。誤打誤撞碰上的。本來就愛吃蚵嗲，看到有排隊跟抗棒上被採訪的簽名，就中獎了。
Tel: +886-6-225-1006
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Yong Milk Fish Balls/永記虱目魚丸
Labels/標簽:
Formosa/臺灣,
Gluttony/耗菇,
Original/原創,
Pilgrimage/朝聖
Yong Milk Fish Balls/永記虱目魚丸
Rating: Ultimate experience of traditional Formosan dish. Pilgrimage.
評等：正統臺灣小吃。朝聖。
Address: No. 82, Kāishān Rd, ZhongXi District, Tainan City, 700
地址：台南市開山路82之1號
Tel: +886-6-2223325
This place is so plain and simple that I would have never given it a shot hadn't had it been highly recommended. However, being plain and simple turns out to be their forte to be great. They claim they do not use MSG, but their broth is even tastier than those who do. Plain and simple, alright, but everything is done to its perfection.
這攤看來超平凡。如果不是魚夫大大的大力推薦，不識泰山的我一定不會給他機會。號稱不用味精的高湯竟然比用了味精的更甜美。把平平凡凡的每個細節都發揮到極致完美。
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Menu/菜單：
忙碌的大師：
中規中矩的肉燥飯：
Rice with marinated pork. NT$20 for dine-in. NT$5 extra for take-out.
平凡中的偉大：
I recommend combination broth (Zonghe), NT$90.
魚鱗刮得很乾淨的魚肚：
The fin and the bone were carefully removed. Scales were cleaned, even at this tricky spot.
上圖的洞裡本來有塊魚骨。這個地方本來有片魚鰭。都被店家連同魚鱗一起清得乾乾淨淨。
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Rating: Ultimate experience of traditional Formosan dish. Pilgrimage.
評等：正統臺灣小吃。朝聖。
地址：台南市開山路82之1號
Tel: +886-6-2223325
This place is so plain and simple that I would have never given it a shot hadn't had it been highly recommended. However, being plain and simple turns out to be their forte to be great. They claim they do not use MSG, but their broth is even tastier than those who do. Plain and simple, alright, but everything is done to its perfection.
這攤看來超平凡。如果不是魚夫大大的大力推薦，不識泰山的我一定不會給他機會。號稱不用味精的高湯竟然比用了味精的更甜美。把平平凡凡的每個細節都發揮到極致完美。
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Number Dispenser/抽號碼牌：
Menu/菜單：
忙碌的大師：
中規中矩的肉燥飯：
Rice with marinated pork. NT$20 for dine-in. NT$5 extra for take-out.
平凡中的偉大：
I recommend combination broth (Zonghe), NT$90.
魚鱗刮得很乾淨的魚肚：
The fin and the bone were carefully removed. Scales were cleaned, even at this tricky spot.
上圖的洞裡本來有塊魚骨。這個地方本來有片魚鰭。都被店家連同魚鱗一起清得乾乾淨淨。
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2011/12/25
Kelaixiang Hotpot/客來香火鍋
Labels/標簽:
Gluttony/耗菇,
Original/原創,
Recommendation/好康倒相報
Kelaixiang Hotpot/客來香火鍋
Rating: Excellent value, worth a shot
評等：超值，值得一嚐。
This all-you-can-eat hotpot buffet costs NT$160 per head until the end of the year. The price for holidays will increase NT$20 next year.
This joint is similar to Qianqian and No. 1. Both No. 1 and Qianqian has raised their everyday price to NT$180 already.
吃到飽160元。明年假日漲到180。跟芊芊、第一名同等級。各有所長。但芊芊與第一名已經漲到180元了，不分平、假日。
地址：高雄市苓雅區河北路162號
Address: No. 162, Héběi Rd, Lingya District, Kaohsiung City, Taiwan 802
Tel: +886-7-726-5295
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Rating: Excellent value, worth a shot
評等：超值，值得一嚐。
This all-you-can-eat hotpot buffet costs NT$160 per head until the end of the year. The price for holidays will increase NT$20 next year.
This joint is similar to Qianqian and No. 1. Both No. 1 and Qianqian has raised their everyday price to NT$180 already.
吃到飽160元。明年假日漲到180。跟芊芊、第一名同等級。各有所長。但芊芊與第一名已經漲到180元了，不分平、假日。
Address: No. 162, Héběi Rd, Lingya District, Kaohsiung City, Taiwan 802
Tel: +886-7-726-5295
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2011/12/24
Qianqian Hot Pot/芊芊火鍋
Labels/標簽:
Formosa/臺灣,
Gluttony/耗菇,
Original/原創
Qianqian Hot Pot/芊芊火鍋
Rating: Excellent value, worth a shot.
評等：超值，值得一嚐
All you can eat meat fondue buffet. Come stuff yourself silly at dirt cheap price of NT$180. Although providing basil is a great idea, still I slightly prefer this restaurant is similar to No. 1 Hot Pot and Grill for the availability of Cortex Cerebri Sus and more selection of veggies. A major difference between these two joints is, No. 1 uses cooking paper, and Qianqian aluminum foil, for frying. At Qianqian, you can opt for hot pot only instead of hotpot and grill (frying).
廉價火烤兩吃吃到爆。跟第一名比較起來，我有點偏好芊芊。雖然第一名有九層塔，但芊芊的蔬菜種類比較多，還常有豬腦，不過芊芊沒有王子/科學麵。這兩個地方最大的差別是：第一名用烹飪紙，而芊芊用鋁箔。好像有聽說烹飪紙容易釋出有毒物質（塑化劑）？也好像聽說用鋁製餐具容易得老人癡呆？還有鋁箔遇酸易腐蝕，要加檸檬汁，最好等到烤好後夾到盤子裡再加。
地址：高雄市鳳山區體育路47號
Address: No. 47, Tǐyù Rd, Fongshan District, Kaohsiung City, 830
Tel: +886-7-743-1293
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Rating: Excellent value, worth a shot.
評等：超值，值得一嚐
All you can eat meat fondue buffet. Come stuff yourself silly at dirt cheap price of NT$180. Although providing basil is a great idea, still I slightly prefer this restaurant is similar to No. 1 Hot Pot and Grill for the availability of Cortex Cerebri Sus and more selection of veggies. A major difference between these two joints is, No. 1 uses cooking paper, and Qianqian aluminum foil, for frying. At Qianqian, you can opt for hot pot only instead of hotpot and grill (frying).
廉價火烤兩吃吃到爆。跟第一名比較起來，我有點偏好芊芊。雖然第一名有九層塔，但芊芊的蔬菜種類比較多，還常有豬腦，不過芊芊沒有王子/科學麵。這兩個地方最大的差別是：第一名用烹飪紙，而芊芊用鋁箔。好像有聽說烹飪紙容易釋出有毒物質（塑化劑）？也好像聽說用鋁製餐具容易得老人癡呆？還有鋁箔遇酸易腐蝕，要加檸檬汁，最好等到烤好後夾到盤子裡再加。
地址：高雄市鳳山區體育路47號
Address: No. 47, Tǐyù Rd, Fongshan District, Kaohsiung City, 830
Tel: +886-7-743-1293
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承認中華民國？
Labels/標簽:
Book Report/讀書心得,
Commentary/煮酒,
Formosa/臺灣,
Original/原創,
Unfair/不平事
根據『台灣加油讚』，吳敦義：蔡英文應勇於認錯 承認中華民國
奇怪了：蔡英文幹麽承認中華民國？
首先：中華民國的國旗是五色旗，車輪旗是山寨版的。
其次：自從中華人民共和國建國，消滅（山寨版）中華民國，已經下野的蔣介石復辟後，車輪旗更淪為流寇旗，跟海盜的骷髏旗同等級。
再說：民進黨雖然號稱台獨，但從沒阻擋過任何人拿車輪旗；反觀車輪黨：禁止、損壞車輪旗，更有員警號稱上司是中華人民共和國。
馬『先生』自己都不承認中華民國了，自己都不承認中華民國了，幹麽要別人承認？
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奇怪了：蔡英文幹麽承認中華民國？
首先：中華民國的國旗是五色旗，車輪旗是山寨版的。
其次：自從中華人民共和國建國，消滅（山寨版）中華民國，已經下野的蔣介石復辟後，車輪旗更淪為流寇旗，跟海盜的骷髏旗同等級。
再說：民進黨雖然號稱台獨，但從沒阻擋過任何人拿車輪旗；反觀車輪黨：禁止、損壞車輪旗，更有員警號稱上司是中華人民共和國。
馬『先生』自己都不承認中華民國了，自己都不承認中華民國了，幹麽要別人承認？
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2011/12/22
Good Coffee Free Refill: Coffeeholic-Wumiao Branch/免費續杯的好咖啡：荷俚特咖啡-高雄武廟店
Labels/標簽:
Gluttony/耗菇,
Original/原創
Good Coffee Free Refill: Original CoffeeCoffeeholic/免費續杯的好咖啡：原物荷俚特咖啡-高雄打狗武廟店
This establishment has been renamed from Original Coffee to Coffeeholic, under the same managemebnt.
這家店已經改名為荷俚特咖啡。
Business Hour/營業時間：10:00-22:00
This place is slightly expensive if you pay cash and drink only one cup; Dirt cheap if you purchase coupons and get free refills. Nice place with Wi-Fi. Although it is a better choice over "Stellabucks," unless you plan to drink over 4 cups, the city of Takao has better cafes to offer, such as Coffeeling, Pa Mano, JP's, and Mi's.
付現金只喝一杯，有點小貴；買咖啡券再續杯，就超值到爆。優雅的環境，加上無線網路，這裡比腥叭剋好。但是除非有需要一口氣喝四杯以上，否則打狗有更物美價廉的好咖啡，比如咖啡林、帕瑪諾、JP's、謎思等。
Tel: +886-7-225-0520
地址：高雄市苓雅區武廟路213號
Web Site: http://www.oxcafe.com.tw
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Single Bean: The blue price tag is the number of coupon. For example, if you are getting Jamaica Blue Mountain, then you are either paying NT$350 in cash, or two coupons. As Dec. 10, 2011, the average price for one coupon is NT$100. You also get free refills on everything in this section. If you are getting Gukeng, and paid in cash, then you are not allowed to get Jamaica Blue Mountain as refill, but everything else in this section. If you paid in coupon for Gukeng, than you can still get refill from this whole section.
For Cappccino, Cafe Latte... etc. refills are 50% off.
For coffee on this page, you get only one cup, but can still get free refill from Single Bean section.
Tea for folks not crazy about coffee. The owner recommends Rose and Osmanthus. He boasts their Osmanthus is imported from Germany, and its aroma can sustain many refill of hot tea. This is what my date has had ordered. We did enjoy it. Free hot water refill, 50% off on re-order.
不喜歡喝咖啡的人，可以喝茶。熱情有勁的老闆推薦玫瑰與桂花。他號稱他們的桂花是從德國進口的，香氣禁得起一再沖泡。零北的女人那天就是點這個。我們很滿意。『續壺』指換茶葉，加熱水免費。
They also sell coffee beans.
There is a famous stinky toufu stand across the street. If you have not yet acquired the taste, you might want to avoid being seated on the second floor.
Free treat on house.
Cute tea spoon.
零北喜歡這茶匙的曲線。
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This establishment has been renamed from Original Coffee to Coffeeholic, under the same managemebnt.
這家店已經改名為荷俚特咖啡。
Business Hour/營業時間：10:00-22:00
This place is slightly expensive if you pay cash and drink only one cup; Dirt cheap if you purchase coupons and get free refills. Nice place with Wi-Fi. Although it is a better choice over "Stellabucks," unless you plan to drink over 4 cups, the city of Takao has better cafes to offer, such as Coffeeling, Pa Mano, JP's, and Mi's.
付現金只喝一杯，有點小貴；買咖啡券再續杯，就超值到爆。優雅的環境，加上無線網路，這裡比腥叭剋好。但是除非有需要一口氣喝四杯以上，否則打狗有更物美價廉的好咖啡，比如咖啡林、帕瑪諾、JP's、謎思等。
Tel: +886-7-225-0520
地址：高雄市苓雅區武廟路213號
Web Site: http://www.oxcafe.com.tw
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Single Bean: The blue price tag is the number of coupon. For example, if you are getting Jamaica Blue Mountain, then you are either paying NT$350 in cash, or two coupons. As Dec. 10, 2011, the average price for one coupon is NT$100. You also get free refills on everything in this section. If you are getting Gukeng, and paid in cash, then you are not allowed to get Jamaica Blue Mountain as refill, but everything else in this section. If you paid in coupon for Gukeng, than you can still get refill from this whole section.
For Cappccino, Cafe Latte... etc. refills are 50% off.
For coffee on this page, you get only one cup, but can still get free refill from Single Bean section.
Tea for folks not crazy about coffee. The owner recommends Rose and Osmanthus. He boasts their Osmanthus is imported from Germany, and its aroma can sustain many refill of hot tea. This is what my date has had ordered. We did enjoy it. Free hot water refill, 50% off on re-order.
不喜歡喝咖啡的人，可以喝茶。熱情有勁的老闆推薦玫瑰與桂花。他號稱他們的桂花是從德國進口的，香氣禁得起一再沖泡。零北的女人那天就是點這個。我們很滿意。『續壺』指換茶葉，加熱水免費。
They also sell coffee beans.
There is a famous stinky toufu stand across the street. If you have not yet acquired the taste, you might want to avoid being seated on the second floor.
Free treat on house.
Cute tea spoon.
零北喜歡這茶匙的曲線。
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2011/12/21
STATION: MRT K.I.A./本站：打狗捷運死在這裡
Labels/標簽:
Commentary/煮酒,
Engrish/陰溝裡去,
Formosa/臺灣,
Original/原創,
Parody/惡搞,
Terra Trekking/載酒行
STATION: MRT K.I.A./本站：打狗捷運死在這裡
有沒有聽過這則笑話？
三八豬：
有一個「歐吉桑」帶全家出國旅遊，上了飛機找座位的時候，因看不懂英文，就找空中小姐來幫忙，空姐很熱心就過來說，票都給我，小姐就問，這張是你的對不對？
歐吉桑說：對。
空姐就說：來來來，我跟你講，「你是D，是38D」(你是豬，是三八豬)坐在這裡；「您某C佇遐」(你老婆死在那裡)坐在那邊；「你媽B」(罵人語)在這邊；「您査某囝是38G」(你女兒是三八G)。
歐吉桑回來的時候，遇到老鄰居，阿婆問歐吉桑這次出國好不好玩？歐吉桑很生氣就說：實在真「橫逆」(過分)，我只是找空中小姐來幫忙找一下位子，「就予伊蹧躂，全家予伊罵透透」，以後我絕對不再坐他們的飛機了。
-- 出處：臺語一點靈
這個笑話其實是小case，更精彩的正貼在打狗的國際大門-小港機場公車站：
根據http://www.abbreviations.com/KIA：
從上表可知，對老外來說，K. I. A. 的意義以美國政府與軍方所定義的『陣亡』為主，以壓倒性的優勢鶴立雞群，除了打狗市公車處的天才外，還有誰看到K.I.A.會想到打狗機場啊？
除此之外，用"Station"也是洋涇浜的英文：有像樣的建物的才叫"station"；像這樣的站牌，叫做"Stop"。
建議改為：
其中第一個選項裡的Station指的是小港機場捷運站，不是公車站，而KHH是小港機場的機場代碼。如果打狗就只有這個機場，那麼用Airport就行；如果天佑臺灣，打狗繁榮發展，新建機場，那就可以用KHH來精準定位。別被KHH嚇到：飛來小港機場的外國旅客在他們的機票上都看得到。
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有沒有聽過這則笑話？
三八豬：
有一個「歐吉桑」帶全家出國旅遊，上了飛機找座位的時候，因看不懂英文，就找空中小姐來幫忙，空姐很熱心就過來說，票都給我，小姐就問，這張是你的對不對？
歐吉桑說：對。
空姐就說：來來來，我跟你講，「你是D，是38D」(你是豬，是三八豬)坐在這裡；「您某C佇遐」(你老婆死在那裡)坐在那邊；「你媽B」(罵人語)在這邊；「您査某囝是38G」(你女兒是三八G)。
歐吉桑回來的時候，遇到老鄰居，阿婆問歐吉桑這次出國好不好玩？歐吉桑很生氣就說：實在真「橫逆」(過分)，我只是找空中小姐來幫忙找一下位子，「就予伊蹧躂，全家予伊罵透透」，以後我絕對不再坐他們的飛機了。
-- 出處：臺語一點靈
這個笑話其實是小case，更精彩的正貼在打狗的國際大門-小港機場公車站：
根據http://www.abbreviations.com/KIA：
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|  |  | KIA | Killed In Action | Governmental » Military |   | ||
| |  | KIA | Killed In Action | Governmental » US Government |   | ||
| | | KIA | Know It All | Internet » Chat | | ||
| | | KIA | Killing In Action | Community » Sports | | ||
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| | | KIA | Keep In Asia | Governmental » US Government | | ||
| | | KIA | Kick It Already | Miscellaneous » Unfiled | | ||
| | | KIA | Kicked Its Ass | Miscellaneous » Unfiled | | ||
| | | KIA | Kimchee Injection Automobiles | Governmental » Transportation | | ||
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| | | KIA | Keep In Auto | Governmental » Transportation | | ||
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| | | KIA | Korean, Inexpensive, and Awful | Miscellaneous » Funnies | | ||
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除此之外，用"Station"也是洋涇浜的英文：有像樣的建物的才叫"station"；像這樣的站牌，叫做"Stop"。
建議改為：
- Airport Subway Station
- Bus Stop: Airport Subway
- MRT Airport Station
- Bus Stop: Airport MRT Station
- Bus Stop: Airport (KHH) Subway
- Bus Stop: KHH Subway
- Bus Stop: KHH MRT
其中第一個選項裡的Station指的是小港機場捷運站，不是公車站，而KHH是小港機場的機場代碼。如果打狗就只有這個機場，那麼用Airport就行；如果天佑臺灣，打狗繁榮發展，新建機場，那就可以用KHH來精準定位。別被KHH嚇到：飛來小港機場的外國旅客在他們的機票上都看得到。
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