2015/05/27

Guardians Of The Galaxy: Reproductive Organ Give Away

Guardians Of The Galaxy: Reproductive Organ Give Away

In the movie Guardians Of The Galaxy, starting at 49:57, Groot grows a flower in his palm,



rip it off,



and gave it to a little girl.



Allow me to remind you that flower is the reproductive organ of plant.
The counter part of a flower in the animal kingdom is a penis or vagina.

Starting at 1:28:14, Groot releases glowing "seeds" into the air for illumination.
If Groot is a dude, wouldn't this act be the equivalent of ejaculation in animal kingdom?




Near the end of the credit, it reads:


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2015/05/16

皇民化

皇民化

當碰上支那人時,有沒有皇民化的差別在:

皇民化:「支那豚」


未皇民化:「幹你娘!龜兒子!」


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2015/05/04

Big Hero 6

Big Hero 6



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2015/05/01

限制級冷笑話:江蕙開演唱會

限制級冷笑話:江蕙開演唱會

問:江蕙爲什麼不去越南開演唱會。






答:因爲「二姐」的越語是 "chị ba" (音:幾巴)

越語中兄姐不稱大,大哥、大姐,都從二開始叫:大哥叫做二哥(anh hai);大姐叫做二姐(chị hai)。以此類推,被叫做三姐的,其實就是二姐。所以「二姐」的越語,就是chị ba……

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