2011/12/21

STATION: MRT K.I.A./本站:打狗捷運死在這裡

STATION: MRT K.I.A./本站:打狗捷運死在這裡

有沒有聽過這則笑話?

三八豬:

有一個「歐吉桑」帶全家出國旅遊,上了飛機找座位的時候,因看不懂英文,就找空中小姐來幫忙,空姐很熱心就過來說,票都給我,小姐就問,這張是你的對不對?

歐吉桑說:對。

空姐就說:來來來,我跟你講,「你是D,是38D」(你是豬,是三八豬)坐在這裡;「您某C佇遐」(你老婆死在那裡)坐在那邊;「你媽B」(罵人語)在這邊;「您査某囝是38G」(你女兒是三八G)。

歐吉桑回來的時候,遇到老鄰居,阿婆問歐吉桑這次出國好不好玩?歐吉桑很生氣就說:實在真「橫逆」(過分),我只是找空中小姐來幫忙找一下位子,「就予伊蹧躂,全家予伊罵透透」,以後我絕對不再坐他們的飛機了。

-- 出處:臺語一點靈


這個笑話其實是小case,更精彩的正貼在打狗的國際大門-小港機場公車站:
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從上表可知,對老外來說,K. I. A. 的意義以美國政府與軍方所定義的『陣亡』為主,以壓倒性的優勢鶴立雞群,除了打狗市公車處的天才外,還有誰看到K.I.A.會想到打狗機場啊?

除此之外,用"Station"也是洋涇浜的英文:有像樣的建物的才叫"station";像這樣的站牌,叫做"Stop"。

建議改為:
  1. Airport Subway Station
  2. Bus Stop: Airport Subway
  3. MRT Airport Station
  4. Bus Stop: Airport MRT Station
  5. Bus Stop: Airport (KHH) Subway
  6. Bus Stop: KHH Subway
  7. Bus Stop: KHH MRT

其中第一個選項裡的Station指的是小港機場捷運站,不是公車站,而KHH是小港機場的機場代碼。如果打狗就只有這個機場,那麼用Airport就行;如果天佑臺灣,打狗繁榮發展,新建機場,那就可以用KHH來精準定位。別被KHH嚇到:飛來小港機場的外國旅客在他們的機票上都看得到。

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