2010/12/03

Joke: Prison or Work/還是監獄比較好

邈雲漢曰:

有朋友比較起阿扁的獄中生活與成功嶺的日子:“只有編號沒有名字、沒有自由、起床就寢時間管死...... 靠北這種生活不就是成功嶺的生活嗎!?”“這幾天新聞報導阿扁的入獄生活,發現到跟成功嶺沒什麼兩樣,總有一種原來我們跟囚犯同等級的感概......”


Prison or Work

IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.

IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

還是監獄比較好

[監獄] 大部分時間你都在一個 8 x 10 呎的空間內
[公司] 大部分時間你都在一個 6 x 8 呎的堅格內

[監獄] 一日三餐準時進食,完全免費
[公司] 進食不定時,餐數不一定,自己付錢

[監獄] 表現良好可獲休假
[公司] 表現良好可獲更多工作

[監獄] 守衛為你開關所有房門
[公司] 自行開關所有的門,遺失職員證或忘記密碼,將被罰款數以百元計

[監獄] 擁有獨立廁所
[公司] 使用公廁

[監獄] 親友可探望你
[公司] 辦公時間不容許私人事務

[監獄] 所有費用由納稅人支付,不用工作
[公司] 稅金由工作的收入扣除以支付公共開支,如監獄經費

[監獄] 麻木不仁的獄卒向你施壓
[公司] 管理階層的手段更毒辣

[監獄] 太多空餘的時間, 可做運動健身
[公司] 絲毫沒有自己的時間,有損健康

[監獄] 離開監獄代表重獲自由
[公司] 離開公司則前途茫茫

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