2010/06/21

Pull It Out and Show It to Her/掏出來給她看

Pull It Out and Show It to Her/掏出來給她看

One I was chatting with a chick and a dude in a cafeteria. Somehow, the conversation provoked the line "This is something men would not do."

The chick challenged "Are you real men?"

I turned to the dude, and said "Pull it out and show it to her."

Before the chick had the chance to slap me silly, I calmly added...
"I meant ID card!"

有回我同個馬子跟個凱子在餐廳吃飯。話說著說著,就有人說出了:“這是我們男人不會做的事。”

那妞兒問道:“你們兩個算男人嗎?”

我轉頭跟那凱子說:“掏出來給她看!”

在那隻母老虎扁到我之前,我酷酷地說了:“我是說身分證!”

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