2010/02/20

Faith Love Kindergarten/信愛托兒所

信愛托兒所

聲明:我對這家托兒所並無惡意。一如電影Dogma的導演對天主教無惡意。本文純粹是創意的抒發與探討,並無任何不敬之意。在您發飆之前,請先閱讀一下電影Dogma的免責聲明:

Dogma: The Platypus Disclaimer

Dogma is one of my favourite movies. I am posting this disclaimer for one of the articles I plan to post in near future. I am about to do something along the line of Dogma.

So, voila! Here it goes:

"Disclaimer:
  1. a renunciation of any claim to or connection with;
  2. a desavowal;
  3. a statement made to save one's own ass.
Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is- from start to finish- a work of comedice fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too... just kidding).

So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humore. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.

P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypi. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way.

Than you again and enjoy the show."

Source: here it is... DOGMA: THE PLATYPUS DISCLAIMER





信望愛是聖經中的三項美德與基督宗教的基本教義。

啊這間托兒所叫「信愛」,那「望」死哪兒去啦?難道這裡是地獄的第一層,那兒唯一的刑罰是絕望

Faith, Love, and Hope are Christian theological virtues.

The name of this kindergarten is called "Xin Ai", which means "Faith Love." What happened to Hope? Is this the first circle of Hell, where the only penalty is hope got cut off?

三位一體(拉丁語:trinitas)或稱三位一神或三一神或聖三一,一般指基督宗教的天主,即聖父、聖子、聖神(天主教會稱呼聖神,東正教會和新教則稱聖神為聖靈)為同一本體(本性)、三個不同的位格,三位格爲同一本質,三個位格為同一屬性。

The Christian doctrine of the Trinity teaches the unity of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit as three persons in one Godhead."

I wonder what else can Trinity be? Holy Cow, Holy Shit, and Holy Smoke?

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