2009/08/09

把大象放進冰箱/How to Put an Elephant into a Fridge?

問:把大象放進冰箱需要幾個步驟?








答:三個
  1. 打開冰箱
  2. 放大象進去
  3. 關上冰箱門
問:把長頸鹿放進冰箱需要幾個步驟? 答:四個
  1. 打開冰箱
  2. 拿出大象
  3. 放進長頸鹿
  4. 關上冰箱門
問:獅子大王要開生日會,請問什麼動物沒有到?





答:長頸鹿,因為被你關在冰箱囉~





問:有一條住滿了鱷魚的河水,沒有橋也沒有船,請問你如何過去對面岸?






答:直接游過去,因為鱷魚們都去了獅子大王的生日會~

Q: How many steps are there to put an elephant into a fridge? A: Three steps.
  1. Open the fridge
  2. Put the elephant into the fridge
  3. close the fridge door
Q: How many steps are there to put a giraffe into a fridge? A: Four steps.
  1. Open the fridge
  2. Take out the elephant
  3. Put in the girrafe
  4. close the fridge door
Q: Lion King is throwing a birthday party. All animals show up except one. Which one is it?



A: The giraffe. He is in your fridge.







Q: How do you cross a crocodile infested river?







A: Just swim across. All the crocodiles are at the party.



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