2009/05/27

俺開破鞋!/I Drive a Porsche!

Frankfurt am Main, October, 2005

以下情節,純屬虛構。如有雷同,純屬美夢成真!
The following story is a pure fiction. Any coincidence would be my dream comes true:

前兒個俺在地鐵釣上個辣妹,說好晚上開車接她去小酌兩杯。
她問我開的啥車呢?
俺說俺就開一破鞋!
“開啥?”
“破鞋!就Porsche嘛!”

*辣妹雙眼放光崇拜ing...*

到晚上俺開著這輛破鞋到她家門口接人...

The other day, I picked up a hot chick on the subway. I was to pick her up at night for a drink.
She asked me what kinda car I'd drive.
I said I drove a Porsche.
She was impressed.
That night, I arrived at her place with the following baby:


靠!俺開的真是如假包換的破鞋哪!/It is a genuine Porche!


還是輛1957年的古董車哪!/It's a vintage from 1957!

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